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Knock Knock
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
Whats green and goes up and down ...................
what do you call a big banana in an apple tree?
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
What do skeletons like to eat?
what do you call a pair of robbers?
how many adders does it take to change a light bulb?
what's black n white n raed all over???
Not it isn't - I thought it was a zebra crossing!!!
woman went into a cafe and ordered a large ice cream with all the toppings
What do you get if you put a sheep on a trampoline?
What do you get if you put a pig in your bedroom?
What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?
What do you get if you cross a rooster and a poodle and a ghost?
These are my two favirote joke. My mum and I have just found out that I have ADD. We have just found this site and both really enjoyed it.
Why did the computer sneeze?
From Karl in Northampton
a woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. at the roulette she says i have no idea what number 2 play. a young man good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. smileing at the man she puts her a money on number 32. the wheel is spun and the number 41 comes up. the smile drifted from the womans face and she faited
Hey I'm Jenny
and here is my joke
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo, and a sheep?
My joke
why was 6 scared of 7?
Hi Richard,
Here is a joke for you.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
Hi Richard,
My name is Alex. I have a joke for you.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Why are barbers such good drivers?
By the way I think your Dad's times table programme is brilliant. I am ADHD too and I like to write poetry. If you'd like some poems just let me know and I will send them to you (See some of Alexander's poems on our Creative ADDers page)
Best wishes
Alexander (aged 8)
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My Favourite Things & WWW Links
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry its only a joke!!!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey!
Do you want to hear a story about a pencil?
There’s no point to it!
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?>
You are too small to be smoking… !!
Kurtis aged 10 - From Kilcock in Ireland
He wanted to find Pluto!
A pea (or maybe she meant pee LOL) in a lift
Dani aged 8 - From Grimsby
monster
Bron aged 8 - From UK
because he wasnt peeling very well!
Ready neck!
Lucy aged 5 - From UK
a pair of knickers.
let's go ride bikes....
anon aged 21!
a newspaper
Or then again it could be a penguin with nappy rash!!!!!!
waitress said do you want a cherry on that
lady said no im on a diet
anon aged 9
A wooly jumper
A pig stye
Milkshake
A cockapoodleboo !!
Because it had a virus.
Knock knock
who's there
Barbie
barbie who?
Barbie Q
Stephen aged 9 - From surrey
From Karl age 11 years
Ans: A wooly jumper!!!! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee
From Jenny
Ans: because 7 eight 9
Joshua
Ans: A milky baa kid!!!
From Gareth Age 10
Ans.... A flat miner
Ans..because they know all the short cuts
If you've got any jokes or cartoons, then send them to me at the email address below. We will publish them here (space permitting) so please let us know if it's O.K. to add your name and email address to them. If you can't draw cartoons try adding a clever caption to a bit of clipart or drawing you've already got.
Email - richard@adders.org
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